10 Reasons To Avoid Reading In Public Places

Once you’ve ever gotten to read a few pages from a great book, you know the feeling of never wanting to put it down.

Oh yeah! Abso-freakin-lutely!

Carrying a favorite book around isn’t that crazy of a notion, if you’re an innate bookworm. They sure are real page-turners, However, some books shouldn’t be read in public and if someone gets caught reading them on the subway, inside the bus or inside a fancy restaurant, maybe? Things get real awkward. Don’t you think?

Here are the top 10 reasons why you should avoid reading in public places:

 

1. Dude, How many women have you met after reading that book? This is mildly awkward, but still awkward!

3.) I wonder how many women this man met after reading that book.

 

2. You can be a fan at any age. Granny is quite a certified One Directioner!

8.) You can be a fan at any age.

 

3. Man, why are you totally serious with Mr. Fifty?

11.) Completely enthralled.

 

4. This book must be unputdownably jaw-dropping. Like, no single page is bleak. Wonder what chapter is she reading at this point.

12.) This must be a damn good book.

 

5. We REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HOPE HE’s NOT DOING SUCH…inside the train…

13.) I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HOPE HE ISN'T...

 

6. Oh boy! Good thing she’s wearing sunglasses!

1.) Oh boy.

 

7. This book’s already receiving such glowing reviews but someone is a little kinky about it. Uh oh!

4.) Uh oh, someone is a little kinky.

 

8. Good Job E.L. JAMES! Your trilogy was the bestseller for a reason.

5.) It was a best seller for a reason.

 

9. Man, that’s too nasty.

7.) Well, that's just offensive.

 

10. He’s definitely a Rule breaker!

14.) Rule breaker!

 

 

11. Maybe his friends are joining him in a bit? Or  maybe not? He certainly is having some fun time alone.

6.) Maybe his friends are joining him in a bit?

 

12. How ironic!

2.) To be fair, he hasn't finished the book yet.

 

Let this be a lesson to all of us: be careful what you read in public. You might think drooling over Fifty Shades of Grey in public is cool, which gives you a damn good image of a good reader, but please, honey think again! It’s the other way around. Trust us with this!

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