If you’re downright SINGLE or getting through a major break-up. Then this will be absolutely good for you!
Here are the Top 15 text messages that will make every BITTER, UNLOVED SINGLE say, “Thank God, I’m SINGLE!”
1. Sometimes it’s the little things that trigger those Goddamn memories:
2. Honesty is the best policy! Just like the song,”You may hate me but it ain’t no LIE.”
3. When you’re trying to “shake it off” with an ex, but you just can’t!
4. Sometimes you fall “drunk” in love:
5. Did they keep their promise?
6. “Never mind I’ll find SOMEONE LIKE YOU”…Uhmmm… Does this song even fit?
7. This one’s not old enough to pull a prank!
8. And again, NEVER EVER trigger those memories… Seriously, NOT GOOD!
9. There, there, words are not enough!
10. When you tell them what you really feel…
11. Like a penny, you pick it up!
12. This one’s good at organizing.
13. Well they do say that distance makes the heart grow fonder.
14. Sometimes you just have to spell it out…and do not allow anyone to ‘read between the lines’.
15. He should have sent an Edible Arrangement…