The Top 15 Text Messages That Will Make You Say, ”Thank God, I’m Single”

 

If you’re downright SINGLE or getting through a major break-up. Then this will be absolutely good for you!

Here are the Top 15 text messages that will make every BITTER, UNLOVED SINGLE say, “Thank God, I’m SINGLE!”

1. Sometimes it’s the little things that trigger those Goddamn memories:

The Top 15 Text Messages That Will Make You Say, ''Thank God, I'm Single'' 

2. Honesty is the best policy! Just like the song,”You may hate me but it ain’t no LIE.”

The Top 15 Text Messages That Will Make You Say, ''Thank God, I'm Single''

3. When you’re trying to “shake it off” with an ex, but you just can’t!

 The Top 15 Text Messages That Will Make You Say, ''Thank God, I'm Single''

4. Sometimes you fall “drunk” in love:

 The Top 15 Text Messages That Will Make You Say, ''Thank God, I'm Single''

5. Did they keep their promise?

 The Top 15 Text Messages That Will Make You Say, ''Thank God, I'm Single'' 

6. “Never mind I’ll find SOMEONE LIKE YOU”…Uhmmm… Does this song even fit?

 The Top 15 Text Messages That Will Make You Say, ''Thank God, I'm Single''

7. This one’s not old enough to pull a prank!

 The Top 15 Text Messages That Will Make You Say, ''Thank God, I'm Single''

8. And again, NEVER EVER trigger those memories… Seriously, NOT GOOD!

 The Top 15 Text Messages That Will Make You Say, ''Thank God, I'm Single''

9. There, there, words are not enough!

 The Top 15 Text Messages That Will Make You Say, ''Thank God, I'm Single''

10. When you tell them what you really feel…

 The Top 15 Text Messages That Will Make You Say, ''Thank God, I'm Single''

11. Like a penny, you pick it up!

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12. This one’s good at organizing.

 The Top 15 Text Messages That Will Make You Say, ''Thank God, I'm Single''

13. Well they do say that distance makes the heart grow fonder.

 The Top 15 Text Messages That Will Make You Say, ''Thank God, I'm Single''

14. Sometimes you just have to spell it out…and do not allow anyone to ‘read between the lines’.

 The Top 15 Text Messages That Will Make You Say, ''Thank God, I'm Single''

15.  He should have sent an Edible Arrangement…

 The Top 15 Text Messages That Will Make You Say, ''Thank God, I'm Single''

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